You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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