Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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