..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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