I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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