Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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