Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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