Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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