lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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