I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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