it wasn't lemon gatorade
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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