Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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