is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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