I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
