I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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