Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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