dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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