its not stalking. its research.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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