Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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