You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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