Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
it's not cheating when I paid for it
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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