it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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