I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The air taste purple.
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