using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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