I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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