i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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