Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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