Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
