i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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