Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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