I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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