Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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