All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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