so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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