Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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