either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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