Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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