Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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