I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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