There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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