I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Operation Purity has been aborted
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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