So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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