He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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