Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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