How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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