Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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