Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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