i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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