did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
two words: eviction party
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
