it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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