Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
we should paint friendship bongs
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