from now on my penis is your penis
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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