dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Randomize
