I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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