I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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