you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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